She scoured the shops with eagle
eyes
Looking for signs that said ‘Sale’.
Red tags she looked for, prices
slashed twice
And once she spotted them she surged
in assail.
And as she attacked the lines of
rags
She spotted a red dress she liked
the most
As she grabbed it the dress did snag
For it had on the other end another
host.
She pulled left, the other end right
The snag did get bigger with time
With a final pull the dress became a
sight
Severed in to two, it was a fashion
crime!
The two then stared each other up
and down
Cheeks all flushed and faces red
It seemed they were about to fight
from the frown
That was pasted on their faces and
their foreheads!
With screams in the air
Hair flying everywhere,
With nails dragging down
On each others skin for that gown
It did become a scene
That was much too obscene!
The two ‘ladies’ if I may say
Then slumped away
Realizing that the goal
They were fighting for was nothing
but whole!
Take a look, my crowd,
At women who are endowed
With a zest for clothes and rags
Slashed prices and red tags!
